The #RoyalBaby is coming.
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) May 2, 2015That's right, the country awoke on Saturday to the thrilling news that Royal Baby MKII was on it's way.
It's a girl! #RoyalBaby #kidding #StillNoNews
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 1, 2015Ad that was it really. No other details. Just a waiting game. So people started making their own details up.
David Icke has posted the first picture of the #RoyalBaby birth pic.twitter.com/dlRgAT67s2
— Katie Weasel (@KatieWeasel) May 2, 2015William: it's a girl!
Philip: quick, put it in its human suit before the press get here.
#RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/y8wgIT3xz6
— Wilde Thing (@WildeThingy) May 2, 2015I hope it's reptilian #royalbaby
— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) May 2, 2015Poor George is probably already feeling left out...
Left behind on the naughty step, someone is struggling to cope with feelings of sibling jealousy… #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/umwpB7QrYq
— Brandy Snap (@Brandy_Snap) May 2, 2015SEE ALSO: Kate Middleton Is Only Just In Labour But Everyone Is Already Taking The P*ss Out Of Nicholas Witchell>
Prince George's reaction to Kate's labour was not surprising
#RoyalBaby
http://t.co/7lGGKkunuu pic.twitter.com/o1Q8QX107z
— HuffPostUK Pictures (@HuffPostUKPics) May 2, 2015There's much speculation about the name...
As the last #RoyalBaby was called George what are the chances of the latest addition being called Zippy or Bungle?
— Andy Stevenson (@producerandyuk) May 2, 2015Charlotte if it's a girl. James if it's a boy. Ul'u-amaatanui the Dark Enforcer if it's a lizard. #RoyalBaby
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015If it's a boy, name him Jon. If it's a girl, name her Arya. #RoyalBaby
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) May 2, 2015I vote either Phoebe or Phoebo. #RoyalBaby
— Clare Holman-Hobbs (@clarebearhh) May 2, 2015A lot of last minute betting on the #RoyalBaby being called Rumpelstiltskin.
— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) May 2, 2015Nice to see people are taking the couple's finances into account...
Good thing is Will & Kate already have a pram & a cot & stuff from George so they'll save a little money there. #RoyalBaby
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 2, 2015The PM had a tricky one...
We have to mention the Duchess #RoyalBaby without saying the word Labour
Dave: is that possible?
Here it is Sir
https://t.co/o0aLyrvqqT
— Sophia Cannon (@UndercoverMutha) May 2, 2015And everyone was suddenly reminded that Nicholas Witchell existed..
In line with tradition, the #RoyalBaby will be placed between Nicholas Witchell and Kay Burley and crawl towards its first interview.
— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) May 2, 2015I’ve never noticed until now how much Prince Harry is starting to look like Nicolas Witchell.
— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) September 8, 2014Can't believe Nicolas Witchell is being shrunk Inner Space style and inserted into the Royal birth canal for BBC News
— Christian O'Connell (@OC) May 2, 2015There was this topicla gem...
At Protein World HQ, the intern is nervously poised to press 'tweet' on their "Swap your baby-body for a beach-body" tactical ad. #RoyalBaby
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015And as ever, Jon Snow was full of helpful advice...
Let's hope the White Walkers don't get their hands on the #RoyalBaby
— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) May 2, 2015For some reason, thought of the Lion King really dominated...
Not long before we see the #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/fbwpNLASVb
— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) May 2, 2015"Yes Your Majesty, I am serious. I want to hold it up outside the hospital like Simba from the Lion King"
#RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/8Tw447NRsl
— David Cameron (@DavidChameron) May 2, 2015For Pete's sake, leave the poor woman alone. She signed up for public service, not public cervix. #RoyalBaby
— Jessica Rudd (@Jess_Rudd) May 2, 2015If you're a doctor working at the Lindo Wing, it must be tempting to hold a doll out of a window, Lion King style. #RoyalBaby #alldaylong
— Amar Adatia (@amaradatia) May 2, 2015If the #RoyalBaby isn't revealed at Buckingham Palace like this I will be very disappointed. pic.twitter.com/chdxxSv2VB
— Disney Reactions (@DisneyReactss) May 2, 2015Some great punning...
Royal doctor has arrived to deliver the baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix, the sequel. #royalbaby
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) May 2, 2015Wow...
I've got a bad feeling about this, you guys... #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/C7VrG5lMjh
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015Not sure this is real...
Bloody hell, Kay... #RoyalBaby pic.twitter.com/7cAu5eCB5l
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015I'm a monarchist, but no getting around how deeply weird the #RoyalBaby spectacle is. Like some druidic fertility ritual, plus Kay Burley.
— Tom Doran (@portraitinflesh) May 2, 2015
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